Tweets by @BeardedAlpaca Just Markus

shialablunt:

Breaking Bad (2008)

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:



Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:

image

Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

creature meme:

↳ favourite short: where’s seamus?

botly:

the gays

botly:

the gays

monkeytoybox:

damnaveragesheep:

loonylunabelle:

In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection.  Behold the majesty and mayhem!  Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah.  The dildo photography is a Major Project.
Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog.  But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.

I want to bathe in toys.

Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.

monkeytoybox:

damnaveragesheep:

loonylunabelle:

In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection.  Behold the majesty and mayhem!  Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah.  The dildo photography is a Major Project.

Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog.  But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.

I want to bathe in toys.

Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.

fcukthishitup:

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

That’s do trippy

fcukthishitup:

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

That’s do trippy

speedlimit15:

if you are a minor and you are in a sexual relationship with someone 3+ years older than you i highly advise you to end the relationship as best as you can. if you need help or if you feel unsafe ending it, please contact an adult or some friends or even organizations that can help you leave. i am saying this out of love and respect for your wellbeing. it will not end well. it never ends well. it is abuse.

perfectaquarium:

devil-cant-afford-prada:

tyrannyoftheurgent:

sailorsoldierofanxiety:

best-princess-ever:

getabducted:

makogori5ever:

sizvideos:

Heat sensitive paint - Video

Its like life size Hot Wheelz

screaming

Imagine driving that our while its raining

i need this for reasons

yessssss

I GOT SO STRESSED JUST THEN BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE POURING BLACK PAINT ON THAT CAR AND I WAS LIKE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANNOT D THAT

ibetdavidbowie:

I bet David Bowie can explain the taste of water

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK