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roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

illumidon:

tvrabbit:

More stream shenanigans. To each their own.

WAH!! THEY’RE AWESOME!!

cybersquart:

WHAT THE FUCK

cybersquart:

WHAT THE FUCK

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

0ci0:

anicastes:

Pathetic.

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

punnier:

when you type ‘tanks’ instead of ‘thanks’

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thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

hungriestblogger:

i’m 80% sure this is the only reason why people actually know what angler fish are

hungriestblogger:

i’m 80% sure this is the only reason why people actually know what angler fish are

thefearsomefanagle:

unexplained-events:

avathebelf:

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

I like how much this matters

Real talk at one point I was at Best Buy (I think I was getting my computer fixed it doesn’t matter)
And I turn around and I see these guys wearing these ochre robes I’m like “Oh cool Tibetan monks that’s awesome”
But it was all cold outside because it was winter so they were also wearing winter coats that were the exact color of their robes (because they are required to wear that color)
And they were just sitting there in Best Buy, chilling out and being happy
Checking out phone cases and being at one with the universe

thefearsomefanagle:

unexplained-events:

avathebelf:

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

I like how much this matters

Real talk at one point I was at Best Buy (I think I was getting my computer fixed it doesn’t matter)

And I turn around and I see these guys wearing these ochre robes I’m like “Oh cool Tibetan monks that’s awesome”

But it was all cold outside because it was winter so they were also wearing winter coats that were the exact color of their robes (because they are required to wear that color)

And they were just sitting there in Best Buy, chilling out and being happy

Checking out phone cases and being at one with the universe

comfemgem:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Gettin’ pretty sick of white people’s tribe mentality.

comfemgem:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Gettin’ pretty sick of white people’s tribe mentality.

coronarycorsair:

This is literally exactly what happens.

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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