to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
that clears up the “what was K&D’s first kiss like” asks
the answer: a lizard mouth like a pair of pliers.
ok enjoy your night!
he looks like he just committed an unspeakable crime
Just stumbled upon this anime from a Gif. It looks something like Half-Life 2 and 1984. I must check this out.
no its okay, i didn’t want to know what it was anyway
this is the best visual representation of acid i have ever seen
jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck
no it’s ok, pooh had it coming
wow what a douche
yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole
This post is now 80% better.
jfc pooh bear
I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics
I can’t find this gif anywhere on tumblr so i’m reuploading it
Playing pyro 101
The images do get larger, please click for details!
Finally we get a bit of Scoot’s purpose of being in the Friendship Patrol! Next update : what the friendship patrol really is, and what fate will befall our new proto changeling!
CAN WE DO THESE AT CONS
THANK THE LORD
Knew I’d seen it recently! Ta!
I…. I’m not crying…. There’s just something in both my eyes…
How I feel about a bunch of y’all. You know who you are.
*Stares for a bit* *Starts crying in a good way*
You trip and fall to your death.
Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.
"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"
"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”
"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."
"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."
"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"
"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"
"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."
"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."
"As you try to cut the chain to the draw bridge your axe launches out of your hands, and into the clerics back dealing… Shit.. he’s dead. Well sorry Jon you gotta reroll a new character"
i had this saved on my old ipod touch in 2011
Hey, Kid! (1991)
The Hey, Kid!, more commonly known as the Hell Kid after later events, was originally developed in 1991.
At the Chicago Toy Fair in 1991, the Hey, Kid! was announced with much fanfare as it was leaps above the other toys being marketed at the time.
Gabriel Tanner, the Hey, Kid!'s engineer was quoted as saying, “What we tried to do was create a synthetic life form. Now we know that the Hey, Kid! doesn’t have any form of artificial intelligence built in, but what it does have is a vast library of actions and words its can use depending on the circumstance.”
At the fair, it demonstrated several of its built in commands. Dress was one of these. Gabriel stood in front of a crowd of onlookers and pointed to a pile of clothing.
"Dress!" He commanded the Hey, Kid!
The Hey, Kid! went over to the pile and, to the delight of the rapt audience, began to dress itself. When it finished, it turned back to Gabriel and said, “I’m a real kid now!”
It was slated to have a dominate 4th quarter market share based on projected Christmas sales. Unfortunately, the Hey, Kid! never made it to market.
On October 2, 1991, police responded to a 911 call at Gabriel Tanner’s house. What was found shocked and horrified the responding officers.
Gabriel Tanner was found dead in his study. Cause of death was ruled as suicide by gunshot to the heart.
Mark Tanner (10) was found hiding under the table in the dining room.
"I told it to dress," Mark is quoted as saying. "But I pointed at Jerry."
The Hey, Kid! was found standing in the middle of the room that the Tanner brothers shared, wearing Jerry Tanner’s (11) skin and repeating the same phrase over and over to onlooking police.
"I’m a real kid now!"
"I’m a real kid now!"
"I’m a real kid now!"